It's all about the homies

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and

said: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor:I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know  very well Doctor  and that is why I have come to you only…

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night..
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: Are you FROM DUBAI?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM DUBAI
Come man, no onecan treat you better than me.

By : Ceej