said: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor:I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only…
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night..
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: Are you FROM DUBAI?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM DUBAI
Come man, no onecan treat you better than me.
ok it’s nice post man but after read this I prefer to be an animal by working in dubi more than be a fucking donkey doesn’t do anything in syria {why?}
because I went to interviews jobs and I faild because they asked at first about poshit things like {I can’t tell u here} . . . . anyway I’m angry rightnow . . .
oh!!! I’m sorry ceej I forgot to say CONGRATULATIONS for first post and (3la kbal 2ndy) and best wishes
thank u for your first post here you r so welcome ceej and your post is so good
welcome cjee 🙂
it’s very kind of you to post idea like this for limiting migration
at last Cj
its a wonderful topic but i guess people around middle east r working in the same way ^0)
greatn first post cj
infact its make me feel with glory
with something like victory
its make me feel like am at the zoo some how
but hey its good tropic thunder
thanx u 😀
So I`m Supposed To Be An Animal Some How !!
Any Way Welcome Home CJ And Keep Up The Good Work
يعني بس مشان موضوع الانتقاد بدي اكتب بالعربي هيك فاهمين هههههههههههههههههه
تحية خاصة تونزير واتش او بي وتوميك بغيابو
الف تحية و سلام للشابا الطيبة و اا خمسمية محروقه لعيون شبيحة ستاي و ساوا الي عمال بشبحو
و الف فلة لحبيبي الغالي ميدو و ستايل
🙂
لك اللللللللللله “وتوميك بغيابو” (وأحلى محمد عنبرجي وظيوفه) ونيزززززززززل
ok it’s nice post man but after read this I prefer to be an animal by working in dubi more than be a fucking donkey doesn’t do anything in syria {why?}
because I went to interviews jobs and I faild because they asked at first about poshit things like {I can’t tell u here} . . . . anyway I’m angry rightnow . . .
oh!!! I’m sorry ceej I forgot to say CONGRATULATIONS for first post and (3la kbal 2ndy) and best wishes
welcome Home Every Body and we like to say GOD pleased y’all
it was a terrific post CEJ and we all hope see more posts from u Homie
in the end thanks to all “Maoenh Boys”
and i wish to treat like a monkey…crazy….pitch….whore… anything u
want just kick me to DUBAI and leave me alone there
tOmEkK…:)