do you want to work in DUBAI

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and

said: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor:I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know  very well Doctor  and that is why I have come to you only…

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night..
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: Are you FROM DUBAI?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM DUBAI
Come man, no onecan treat you better than me.

By : Ceej

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  • تعليقات (11)
    • Medostyle
    • أغسطس 7th, 2009

    thank u for your first post here you r so welcome ceej and your post is so good

      • c0mmander
      • أغسطس 8th, 2009

      welcome cjee🙂
      it’s very kind of you to post idea like this for limiting migration

    • TH3HOPE
    • أغسطس 7th, 2009

    at last Cj
    its a wonderful topic but i guess people around middle east r working in the same way ^0)

    • tonzer
    • أغسطس 7th, 2009

    greatn first post cj
    infact its make me feel with glory
    with something like victory

    its make me feel like am at the zoo some how
    but hey its good tropic thunder
    thanx u😀

    • ProtoType-XD
    • أغسطس 8th, 2009

    So I`m Supposed To Be An Animal Some How !!

    Any Way Welcome Home CJ And Keep Up The Good Work

    • Medostyle
    • أغسطس 8th, 2009

    يعني بس مشان موضوع الانتقاد بدي اكتب بالعربي هيك فاهمين هههههههههههههههههه

    • Medostyle
    • أغسطس 8th, 2009

    تحية خاصة تونزير واتش او بي وتوميك بغيابو

      • tonzer
      • أغسطس 8th, 2009

      الف تحية و سلام للشابا الطيبة و اا خمسمية محروقه لعيون شبيحة ستاي و ساوا الي عمال بشبحو
      و الف فلة لحبيبي الغالي ميدو و ستايل
      🙂

      • tOmEkK
      • أغسطس 11th, 2009

      لك اللللللللللله “وتوميك بغيابو” (وأحلى محمد عنبرجي وظيوفه) ونيزززززززززل

    • mindshunter
    • أغسطس 8th, 2009

    ok it’s nice post man but after read this I prefer to be an animal by working in dubi more than be a fucking donkey doesn’t do anything in syria {why?}
    because I went to interviews jobs and I faild because they asked at first about poshit things like {I can’t tell u here} . . . . anyway I’m angry rightnow . . .
    oh!!! I’m sorry ceej I forgot to say CONGRATULATIONS for first post and (3la kbal 2ndy) and best wishes

    • tOmEkK
    • أغسطس 11th, 2009

    welcome Home Every Body and we like to say GOD pleased y’all

    it was a terrific post CEJ and we all hope see more posts from u Homie

    in the end thanks to all “Maoenh Boys”

    and i wish to treat like a monkey…crazy….pitch….whore… anything u

    want just kick me to DUBAI and leave me alone there

    tOmEkK…:)

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